Dio

Diodato (November 6th, 1994 - current), otherwise known as Dio, Dip, and "King of Wow", is a man who currently resides in western Washington state. He is most well known multiple failed political campaigns, many sexual scandals, and having formally ran the Cult of Wow.

Early Life
Not much is known about Dio's early life. He attended Clark college and even appeared in a promotional video for the school's library. In this video, his voice is at a much higher pitch and he looks more childlike. It is theorized that he went through puberty during or after community college.

Up until the end of his first year at UW, Dio wore a fedora any chance he got.

Career
Dio has gone through many jobs and attempts to kickstart his career over the years:


 * Candidate for State Legislator - lost election by double digits
 * Candidate for City Council - lost election by double digits
 * Barista at Starbucks - left to work for the Seattle startup, Convoy
 * Data Entry at Convoy - fired after three months
 * Reporter at a fake online only newspaper - Currently employed

Autism
Dio is suspected to be incredibly autistic. He displays many traits associated with autism:


 * Food sensory issues
 * Finding it hard to make friends
 * Seeming blunt, rude or not interested in others
 * Not understanding social "rules", such as not talking over people
 * Having a very keen interest in certain subjects or activities